Mr. Eastwood's Birthday

Mr. Clint Eastwood


Actor.

Director.

Tough old son-of-a-bitch... uh, better just make that tough American man. (I don't want any trouble.)

• "Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?"

• "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

• "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

Even though he's 76 today, I'd still watch out for Mr. Eastwood. I suspect he could still take care of guys half his age.