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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Clean Joke

If this ain't one of the best clean jokes I know...
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license and is told he has to take an eye test.

The examiner shows him a card with the letters:

C Z S I W Y K J N O S T A C Z

The examiner says, “Can you read this?”

The Polish guy says, “Read it, I know the guy!”


The D&B is rather fond of an Italian joke a friend told her last weekend... although, I had to point out that I often told her that joke years ago. That, and it's as old as the hills.
What sound do flat tires make on an Italian car?

Dago wop wop wop wop.
Goodnight ladies and gentlemen! Tip your waitresses... try the veal.