Breaking and Entering: Better Luck Next Time, Jackass

Now, I might be wrong about this, but it looks distinctly like someone broke into my house today.

• Knocked over grill (as if someone climbed on it)
• Patio chair placed underneath kitchen window
• Cut/Riped kitchen window screen
• Baby gate partially pushed out of door frame (as if someone couldn't open it)
• Unlocked side door

If ever I was glad my house was a mess it is now.

All of this after I make a post taunting Islamic-fascist terrorist assholes. Perhaps next time this stunod might find a couple of barrels... and I don't mean beer.
Rifleman Sergeant Patrick Harper... three rounds a minute, sir! (Hopefully, with his Noch's volly gun.)