Vicious and Brutal, but Not a Terrorist

And Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out, man.
- Mojo Nixon


If an extremist Islamic terrorist jackass was on an airline, like the Northwest flight on Christmas, who would you want on the flight to help subdue the dirtbag?

A sky marshall?
A courageous passenger?
Agent Jack Bauer?
Joan Rivers?

Personally, I'd want all three... but the reason I would want Joan Rivers, the queen of no-holds-barred quips, is to have her berate, ridicule, and embarass the son of a bitch. It should be part of the punishment for Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab... public vilification by a brassy Jewish woman from New York.

Broadcast the video live on a pay-per-view channel and video-on-demand online. Sell DVDs. Transmit it for free to Yemen. Send those Al-Qaeda jackasses free copies.

Then after that, perhaps folks won't consider her a suspicious passenger.

(Who in the eff was working as the gate agent, Heidi Abramowitz?)