Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Baffled Public Wonders: Where is Suri Cruise

Uh. No, it doesn't. The public isn't baffled. The public doesn't wonder. The public doesn't effing care.

Just look at this guy. He's got smugly-ugly all over him.

He's so goofy looking it is starting to leak all over Katie Holmes. Is that even Katie Holmes? It looks like Courtney Love was forced to sober up, get a dye job, and fake a smile.

He still looks like Jackie Earle Haley.

"Dude! I'm with a girl!!!"

Dude, your agent arranged it. You'll be divorced within five years. Check your Franklin calendar.


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