Proven! He's My Son

The boy sat on my lap pretending to be a dog... taking my nose (no small feat) with his mouth and then his paws. Honest to God, this is what he said.

Badda: "Hey, you took my nose. How do I smell?

The Boy: (Big grin) Bad!

I immediately laughed out loud, which made him happy.

Why am I telling you??? I'm telling everyone!