Sen. John Kerry (D): Remember Me? Remember Me!!!

This wouldn’t have happened if I were in charge! Actually, he said this:

"If I was president, this wouldn't have happened," said Kerry during a noon stop at Honest John's bar and grill in Detroit's Cass Corridor.

So John “Also Ran” Kerry claims he is the cure for the Mid east ills. (Commenting on his appearance at a place called Honest John's is like shooting fish in a barrel.)

You know what? “Guys and Dolls” would have been a better movie if Sinatra had been cast as Sky Masterson instead of Nathan Detroit, and if Dean Martin had been cast as Nathan instead of Brando.

What’s the difference?

Folks would have wanted to see Dean Martin as Nathan... and Dino would have known how he would play Nathan, or Sky, or Nicely Nicely, or Harry the Horse. Or Adelaide for that matter.